tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19662487058452117712024-03-06T12:54:39.999+08:00edrucethe lord of loveadamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00814443741386889441noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1966248705845211771.post-84836023929144296202012-03-25T23:26:00.000+08:002012-03-25T23:26:36.747+08:00we get what we give ..<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="background-color: black; color: yellow;"><img height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_614_8DBE1JI/TEUS7ngYkSI/AAAAAAAADcs/hKc5ZlT9X38/s320/Male%2520Chauvinism%2520in%2520Chinese%2520Culture.jpg" width="284" /> </span></div><br />
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<span style="background-color: black; color: yellow;">my mum pernah cakap, kalau nak kaya,, duit banyak, orang sayang, muka cute haha..</span><br />
<span style="background-color: black; color: yellow;">banyakan sedekah,, buat orang senyum.. maafkan kesalahan orang lain</span><br />
<span style="background-color: black; color: yellow;">walaupun terhadap musuh kita, banyakan baca al quran, rajin berselawat ..</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: black; color: yellow;">okaih the first point is sedekah ..</span><br />
<span style="background-color: black; color: yellow;">no use talking too much bout that let's go through this analogy,, </span><br />
<span style="background-color: black; color: yellow;">think as you are gifted with the most enormous present from</span><br />
<span style="background-color: black; color: yellow;">Dearest God Lord of Creature ..</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: black; color: yellow;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, sans-serif; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-weight: normal;">Kisah 1:</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, sans-serif; font-weight: bold; line-height: 12px;"> </span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, sans-serif; font-weight: bold;"><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-weight: normal;" /><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-weight: normal;">Seorang cina kaya membeli 10 bungkus nasi untuk seekor kucingnya setiap hari . Apa ada dalam fikiran melayu ? Sayang kucing ? Kucing makan banyak ? </span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-weight: normal;" /><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-weight: normal;" /><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-weight: normal;">Jawapan cina, " Saya beli banyak sebab kawan saya baru buka kedai makan . bagi duit mesti taknak . Jadi, ini saja cara saya untuk membantu dia ."</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, sans-serif; font-weight: bold; line-height: 12px;"> </span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, sans-serif; font-weight: bold;"><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-weight: normal;" /><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-weight: normal;" /><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-weight: normal;">Kisah 2: </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, sans-serif; font-weight: bold; line-height: 12px;"></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, sans-serif; font-weight: bold;"><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-weight: normal;" /><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-weight: normal;">Seorang melayu pergi membeli kedai cina yang buruk , hanya untuk melihat anak tuan kedai cantik . Satu hari gadis itu tiada , setelah ditanya rupanya sudah pergi sambung pengajian di England . Apa ada dalam fikiran melayu ? Kedai buruk tapi duit banyak ? Bergadai tanah atau meminjam dari orang ?</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-weight: normal;" /><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-weight: normal;" /><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-weight: normal;">Jawapan cina , "Saya dari keluarga Lim , bila anak saya nak pergi belajar , semua Lim yang kaya akan bantu Lim yang miskin . Tak perlu bayar balik , bila Lim miskin sudah jadi kaya , Lim kaya yang baru itu akan bantu Lim miskin yang lain pula ."</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, sans-serif; font-weight: bold; line-height: 12px;"> </span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, sans-serif; font-weight: bold;"><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-weight: normal;" /><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-weight: normal;" /><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-weight: normal;">Kisah 3:</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, sans-serif; font-weight: bold; line-height: 12px;"> </span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, sans-serif; font-weight: bold;"><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-weight: normal;" /><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-weight: normal;">Pihak masjid mahu mengubahsuai masjid , bajet hanya 20 ribu . Dicari kontraktor melayu . Apa dalam fikiran kontraktor melayu ? Sebut harga hanya 20 ribu katanya . Pihak masjid mencuba pula dengan kontraktor cina . Terkejut imam kerana harga hanya 12 ribu .</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-weight: normal;" /><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-weight: normal;" /><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-weight: normal;">Jawapan cina ," Tempat ini kan dibuat untuk orang sembahyang , tak boleh la ambil mahal nanti tuhan marah ."</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, sans-serif; font-weight: bold; line-height: 12px;"> </span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-weight: normal;" /></span><span style="background-color: black; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span style="color: yellow;">Masyaallah , </span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: black; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span style="color: yellow;">tak malukan wahai bangsaku ? </span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: black; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span style="color: yellow;">Kalau ada kawan buka kedai , tak malu meminta diskaun ? </span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: black; color: yellow;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Saudara mara ingin sambung belajar tidak dibantu , malah dihina jika miskin . </span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Membina masjid pun mahu mengaut untung lebih ?</span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> </span> <span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
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<span style="background-color: black; color: yellow;">kita lebih maju dalam bertengkar, menghina mengutuk sesama sendiri, bukan membangunkan malah menjatuhkan sesama kita yang sedia lemah .. persetankan semua ideology kalau sekadar menghina maruah dan jati diri kita sendiri,, buangkan nama islam anda kalau islam hanya alat untuk nafsu dan serakah</span>adamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00814443741386889441noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1966248705845211771.post-56375901364702171102012-03-02T04:15:00.000+08:002012-03-02T04:15:02.406+08:00Ole Malaysia !! MuaX !!<div style="font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: black;"><span style="color: #f4cccc;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">kata 1 Malaysia kan?? haha</span></span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: black;"><span style="color: #f4cccc;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><b>now come and see how unique we are to be a Malaysian </b></span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: black;"><span style="color: #f4cccc;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><b>(well eceli no matter who we are we still have to be proud being born as ourself)</b></span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: black;"><span style="color: #f4cccc;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><b>tapi yang tu nanti lain kali cerita, for now on, nak share pasal Malaysia je dulu hehe</b></span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: black;"><span style="color: #f4cccc;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><b><br />
</b></span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: black;"><span style="color: #f4cccc;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><b>well Malaysians, korang tau tak, kat sekeliling kita, ada tempat tempat yang kalau kita</b></span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: black;"><span style="color: #f4cccc;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><b>tak biasa dengar nama nama tu maybe kita boleh sampai tahap hantuk kepala kat dinding, kejang perut, mata meleleh, air liur bersepah (yucck !!) haha</b></span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: black;"><span style="color: #f4cccc;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><b><br />
</b></span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: black;"><span style="color: #f4cccc;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><b>but this is serious (walaupun tak cukup serious untuk diselamatkan oleh Wonder Pets)</b></span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: black;"><span style="color: #f4cccc;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><b><br />
</b></span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: black;"><span style="color: #f4cccc;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><b>sebelum cerita pasal nama nama yang amatlah istimewa adanya tu, ada baik kita kenal bendera, location and jata negeri masing masing (kot ada yang tak tau, lagi parah kalau lupa) </b></span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: black;"><span style="color: #f4cccc;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><b><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">1 Jalan Dato' Siamang Gagap</span></span></span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: black;"><span style="color: #f4cccc;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">2 Kampung Penajis<br />
3 Batang Benar<br />
4 Kampung Jambu Lapan</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> 5 Bongek</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 22px;">1 Bongor Kudong</span></span></span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: black;"><span style="color: #f4cccc;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">2 Utan Aji<br />
3 Cuping<br />
4 Betis Patah<br />
5 Tambun Tulang<br />
6 Kampung Y ( kenapa? )</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> </span></span></span></span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: black;"><span style="color: #f4cccc;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">7 Marhom Kayang</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">8 Simpang Empat Kangkung</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 22px;">1 Kampung Wireless</span></span></span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: black;"><span style="color: #f4cccc;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">2 Tanjung Bekakap<br />
3 Bawang Assan<br />
4 Kampung Buangsiol<br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 22px;">1 Batang Berjuntai</span></span></span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="color: #f4cccc;">2 Bagan Tengkorak<br />
3 Sabak Bernam </span></span></span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="color: #f4cccc;">4Tebok:</span></span></span></div><ul style="font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4; list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; margin-bottom: 0.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 2.5em; padding-right: 2.5em; padding-top: 0px;"><li style="border-bottom-style: none; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-top-style: none; border-width: initial; border-width: initial; margin-bottom: 0.25em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0.25em; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0.25em;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="color: #f4cccc;">Tebok Pulai</span></span></li>
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<span style="background-color: black;"><span style="color: #f4cccc;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">1 Gelang Patah</span></span></span><br />
<div style="font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: black;"><span style="color: #f4cccc;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">2 Pasir Gudang</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> </span></span></span></span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: black;"><span style="color: #f4cccc;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">3 Batu Pahat</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">4 Kluang</span></span></span></span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: black;"><span style="color: #f4cccc;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">5 Kampung Temu Jodoh.<br />
6 Kampung Seri Bunian<br />
7 Tongkang Pecah<br />
8 Gunung Lambak<br />
9 Kampung Ponorogo<br />
10 Parit Botak<br />
11 Parit Sonto<br />
12 Kampung Puteri Menangis<br />
13 Sedenak<br />
14 Felda Air Tawar</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />
</span></span></span></span></span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: black;"><span style="color: #f4cccc;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">PAHANG</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 22px;"><br />
</span></span></span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: black;"><span style="color: #f4cccc;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 22px;">1 Janda Baik</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">2 Felda New Zealand<br />
3 Dada Kering<br />
4 Che Nor<br />
5 Jangka Batu 13<br />
6 Lubuk Paku<br />
7 Kampung Temin<br />
8 Bangau</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />
</span></span></span></span></span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: black;"><span style="color: #f4cccc;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">SABAH</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 22px;"><br />
</span></span></span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: black;"><span style="color: #f4cccc;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 22px;">1 Menggatal</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">2 Kampung Baru Jumpa<br />
3 Felda Icebox<br />
4 Merotai</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />
</span></span></span></span></span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: black; color: #f4cccc; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-weight: bold; line-height: 22px;">KEDAH</span></div><div style="font-size: 14px; text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: black;"><span style="color: #f4cccc;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 22px;"><br />
</span></span></span></div><div style="font-size: 14px; text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: black;"><span style="color: #f4cccc;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 22px;">1 Tikam Batu</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">2 Megat Dewa</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> </span></span></span></span></div><div style="font-size: 14px; text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: black;"><span style="color: #f4cccc;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">3 Padang Cicak</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">4 Permatang Kerat Telunjuk<br />
5 Sungai Derhaka</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">6 Kampung Telekong<br />
7 Ulu Melaka (langkawi)<br />
8 Gurun<br />
9 Baling</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> </span></span></span></span></div><div style="font-size: 14px; text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: black;"><span style="color: #f4cccc;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">10 Kampung Namek (adakah penduduk2 asal kampung tu adalah org planet namek?-Dragon Ball )</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">11 Kampung Tengkorak Batu</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">12 Bukit Kayu Hitam<br />
13 Anak Bukit</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">14 Gajah Mati</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">15 Pokok sena</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-weight: bold; line-height: 22px;"><br />
</span></span></span></div><div style="font-size: 14px; text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: black;"><span style="color: #f4cccc;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-weight: bold; line-height: 22px;">PERAK</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 22px;"><br />
</span></span></span></div><div style="font-size: 14px; text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: black;"><span style="color: #f4cccc;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 22px;">1 Parit</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">2 Dinding<br />
3 Lumut<br />
4 Titi Serong<br />
5 Menglembu<br />
6 Papan<br />
7 Pusing<br />
8 Mambang Di Awan<br />
9 Kampung Tempe<br />
10 Kampung Batang Bergedik<br />
11 Hutan Melintang</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> </span></span></span></span></div><div style="font-size: 14px; text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: black;"><span style="color: #f4cccc;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">12 Bota</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">13 Lahat<br />
14 Teluk Intan</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">15 pasir Berdamar</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">16 Batu Gajah</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">17 Kampung Gajah</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">18 Slim River</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">19 Durian Sebatang</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">20 Batak Rabik</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">21 Larut Tin</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">22 Changkat Tin</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-weight: bold; line-height: 22px;"><br />
</span></span></span></div><div style="font-size: 14px; text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: black;"><span style="color: #f4cccc;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-weight: bold; line-height: 22px;">KELANTAN</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 22px;"><br />
</span></span></span></div><div style="font-size: 14px; text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: black;"><span style="color: #f4cccc;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 22px;">1 Kg Pak Badul</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">2 Kg Palekbang<br />
3 Tumpat<br />
4 Kg Pauh Butut<br />
5 Kg Pasir Lalat<br />
6 Sg Satan<br />
7 Pengkalan Kubu<br />
8 Kg Pintu Geng<br />
9 Kg Bunohan<br />
10 Kg. Lawa<br />
11 Gertak Lembu<br />
12 Gertak Serong<br />
13 Kg Pek</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />
</span></span></span></span></span></div><div style="font-size: 14px; text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: black;"><span style="color: #f4cccc;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">PENANG</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 22px;"><br />
</span></span></span></div><div style="font-size: 14px; text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: black;"><span style="color: #f4cccc;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 22px;">1 Jarak Atas</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">2 Balik Pulau<br />
3 Gertak Sanggul<br />
4 Kg Seronok</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />
</span></span></span></span></span></div><div style="font-size: 14px; text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: black;"><span style="color: #f4cccc;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">TERENGGANU</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 22px;"><br />
</span></span></span></div><div style="font-size: 14px; text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: black;"><span style="color: #f4cccc;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 22px;">1 Kg Alor Terbo</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">2 Kg Wad Sembilan<br />
3 Kg Batu Rakit<br />
4 Kg Imam Lapar<br />
5 Kg Nasi Dingin<br />
6 Kg Gong Badak<br />
7 Kg Gong Pak Jin<br />
8 Kg Pasir Panjang<br />
9 Kg Padang Hangus<br />
10 Kg Fakir<br />
11 Kg Kuala Ping<br />
12 Sungai Derhaka (kedah pon ad jgk)<br />
13 Kg Langgar<br />
14 Kg Lapan Kotak<br />
15 Kg Cacar<br />
16 Lorong Surau<br />
17 Kg Jerung<br />
18 Kg Bawah Atas Tol<br />
19 Chukai<br />
20 Kg Telaga Batin<br />
21 Kg bogel (cube kalau orang tnye.. kamu nak g mane...nak g bogel...haha)</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />
</span></span></span></span></span></div><div style="font-size: 14px; text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: black;"><span style="color: #f4cccc;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">MELAKA</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 22px;"><br />
</span></span></span></div><div style="font-size: 14px; text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: black;"><span style="color: #f4cccc;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 22px;">1 Batang Tiga</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">2 Pulau Besar<br />
3 Tanjung Bidara<br />
4 Bukit Piatu<br />
5 Bukit Beruang<br />
6 Air Keroh<br />
7 Alor Gajah<br />
8 Semabok<br />
9 Durian Tunggal<br />
10 Durian Daun<br />
11 Bukit Senjuang<br />
12 Ujong Pasir<br />
13 Ayer leleh<br />
14 Kampung Jawa<br />
15 Batang Melaka</span></span></span></span></div>adamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00814443741386889441noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1966248705845211771.post-55144079535401418112012-03-02T03:50:00.001+08:002012-03-02T03:52:28.357+08:00suka suka senyum senyum,, bukan sebab saya syok kat awak yer.. hehe<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSWtwwi1k0bN1Nx5KO3pL8vZSYsJI1eAVCEEJgdO5zgRYs-EKh0Iyz8He903akoasx3bYg6XL7lHGU3EqgwGFQQH8Huz2prigZiOtw_QfiLPiKITMtTIo7m1T_dmsnLa3z5tgAXKoS5b4/s1600/killua_cos5_s.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSWtwwi1k0bN1Nx5KO3pL8vZSYsJI1eAVCEEJgdO5zgRYs-EKh0Iyz8He903akoasx3bYg6XL7lHGU3EqgwGFQQH8Huz2prigZiOtw_QfiLPiKITMtTIo7m1T_dmsnLa3z5tgAXKoS5b4/s1600/killua_cos5_s.jpg" /></a></div><span style="background-color: black;"><span style="color: yellow; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 21px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><b><br />
</b></span></span></span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: black;"><span style="color: yellow; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 21px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><b>Cerita 1</b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Suami : Kenapa Sayang menangis?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Isteri: Saya telah baca sebuah buku. Sad</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">endinglah bang..</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Suami : Buku apa?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Isteri: Buku bank abanglah..</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><b>Cerita 2</b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Ada la seorang lelaki datang ke sebuah rumah</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">untuk meminta derma. Derma untuk rumah</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">orang-orang tua. Seorang budak pun membuka pintu.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Budak : Derma ape bang?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Lelaki : Derma untuk rumah orang-orang tua. Adik</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">ada apa-apa untuk didermakan?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Budak : Nanti jap saya ambilkan atuk saya.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Lelaki : ?????</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><b>Cerita 3</b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Tunang Farid, Siti menelefonnya untuk memutuskan </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">pertunangan mereka.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
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</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Farid : Mengapa?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Siti : Saya dah bosan ngan awak. Saya dah ada</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">teman baru. Sebelum tu awak mesti kembalikan</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">semua gambar saya.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Farid : Ok. Tapi saya tak ingatlah yang mana satu</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">gambar awak, Nanti awak pilihlah sendiri. yang</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">selebihnya kembalikan kepada saya.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Siti : Erkkkkkk........ Benci .........</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
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</b></span><br style="line-height: 21px;" /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><b>Cerita 4</b></span><br style="line-height: 21px;" /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 21px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">3 org menaiki motor dan ditahan polis trafik.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Namun pemandu motor tersebut tidak berhenti.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Katanya, 'Tak Muat Dah Tok, Kami dah bertiga!!!</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><b><br />
</b></span><br style="line-height: 21px;" /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><b>Cerita 5</b></span><br style="line-height: 21px;" /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 21px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Seorang Tok Batin baru membeli motorsikal Honda</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">dan kebetulan pada jalan pulang terserempak </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">dengan kawanya yang ingin menumpang, lalu</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">ditumpangkan kawanya itu.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Dalam perjalanan kawannya merasakan Tok Batin</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">hanya mengunakan gear 1 sahaja lalu bertanyalah</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">kawanya itu,</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Kawan Tok Batin : Kenapak kamu hanya pakai gear 1</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">sahaja.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Tok Batin : Kalau rosak 1 gear ada 2 lagi gear.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Kawan Tok Batin : ????????</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><b><br />
</b></span><br style="line-height: 21px;" /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><b>Cerita 6</b></span><br style="line-height: 21px;" /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 21px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Seorang posmen yang datang menghantar surat ..</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Posmen: "Assalamualaikum"</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">En. Sameon: "Walaikumsalam"</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Posmen: "Ni rumah encik Sameon ye?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">En. Sameon: "Ya saya"</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Posmen: "Poning kepala saya mencari alamat rumah</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">encik ni"</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">En. Sameon: "Buat susah aje encik nie! Apasal tak</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">pos aje?!!"</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Posmen: "Betul jugak yer!???"</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><b><br />
</b></span><br style="line-height: 21px;" /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><b>Cerita 7</b></span><br style="line-height: 21px;" /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 21px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Orang Asli Dan Polis</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Orang asli : "Selamat pagi tuan"</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Polis : "Selamat pagi"</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Polis : "Apa hal?"</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Orang asli : "Saya nak buat repot tuan"</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Polis : "Fasal apa tu?"</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Orang asli : "Kawan saya di baham harimau"</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Polis : "Pukul berapa?"</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Orang asli : "Dia tak pukul, terkam ..."</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Polis :"Habis?..."</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Orang asli : "Tak habis, tinggal kepala.."</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><b><br />
</b></span><br style="line-height: 21px;" /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><b>Cerita 8</b></span><br style="line-height: 21px;" /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 21px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Seorang lelaki pergi ke klinik mata. Setelah</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">matanya diperiksa, dia bertanya:</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">"Doktor, lepas pakai cermin mata nanti, boleh ke</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">saya membaca macam orang lain?"</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">"Dah tentu" jawab doktor.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">"Oh, gembiranya. Dah lama saya buta huruf,</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">akhirnya boleh juga saya membaca," kata lelaki</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">itu dengan riang.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><b><br />
</b></span><br style="line-height: 21px;" /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><b>Cerita 9</b></span><br style="line-height: 21px;" /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 21px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Sebaik sahaja mengambil tempat duduk di ruang </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">menunggu sebuah klinik, Shan terpandang Amin</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">sedang menangis teresak-esak. Dia segera</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">mendekati Amin.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Shan : Kenapa menangis?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Amin : Saya datang untuk ujian darah.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Shan : Awak takut ke?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Amin : Bukan itu sebabnya. Semasa ujian darah</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">dijalankan, mereka telah terpotong jari saya.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Mendengarkan penjelasan Amin, Shan pula menangis.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Amin : Eh, kenapa pula awak menangis?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Shan : Saya datang untuk ujian air kencing...</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><b><br />
</b></span><br style="line-height: 21px;" /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><b>Cerita 10</b></span><br style="line-height: 21px;" /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 21px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Seorang atok membawa cucunya ke pejabat pos untuk</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">menghantar surat. </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Cucunya bertanya bila melihat atoknya memasukkan</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">surat ke dalam tong berwarna merah.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">"Atok buat apa tu?".</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">"Atok bagi surat kat kawan atok, cu!" jawab</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">atoknya.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Cucunya bertanya lagi, "Apa bangang sangat kawan</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">atok duduk dalam tong merah tu?"</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><b><br />
</b></span><br style="line-height: 21px;" /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><b>Cerita 11</b></span><br style="line-height: 21px;" /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 21px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Seorang pegawai polis masuk ke bilik mayat sebuah</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">hospital untuk menyiasat punca kematian tiga</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">lelaki sekaligus. Selepas memeriksa mayat-mayat</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">itu, dia bertanya kepada penjaga bilik mayat</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">berkenaan.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Polis : "Mengapa ketiga-tiga mayat tersenyum?"</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Penjaga : "Lelaki pertama sedang bersanding,</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">apabila tiba2 diserang strok. Lelaki kedua pula</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">khabarnya menang loteri dan mati serangan sakit </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">jantung manakala yg ketiga disambar petir."</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Polis : "Hah! Kenapa disambar petir pun</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">tersenyum?"</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Penjaga : "Masa tu dia ingat orang sedang ambil</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">gambarnya!"</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><i>* Begitulah al-kisahnya.haha yang baik jadikan tauladan yang buruk jadikan sempadan....</i></span></span></span></span>adamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00814443741386889441noreply@blogger.com0